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Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Comi » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:40 am

This guys msgs me from the lft window, I was on doc
[Deathblood]: hi there
[Comileee]: hello
[Deathblood]: where are you?
[Comileee]: solo mish
[Deathblood]: o
[Deathblood]: need a team?
[Comileee]: for ?
<lft description is "borgs only">
[Deathblood]: want to go to foreman office?
[Deathblood]: its dangerous but good exp
[Deathblood]: its near clan territory
[Deathblood]: i'm omni
[Comileee]: if you form a team, ill join
[Comileee]: i dont need anything from foremans tho
[Deathblood]: why not?
[Comileee]: already got my cdrs , scope and ncu
[Comileee]: do you got gamma pass ?
[Deathblood]: no
[Deathblood]: need help doing the mission there
[Comileee]: i got it all done already
[Deathblood]: will you help me do it?
[Comileee]: no
[Deathblood]: y?
<I figure out this guy is dumb so i decide to play a bit>
[Comileee]: coz its against my religion
[Deathblood]: really?
[Comileee]: yeah :/
[Deathblood]: what the religion say?
[Comileee]: gahhish
[Deathblood]: huh?
[Deathblood]: what thta mean?
[Comileee]: religion of the master Gah
[Deathblood]: what does it say?
[Comileee]: It teaches about the balance of the universe
[Deathblood]: ok
[Deathblood]: what does it have to do with helping me out?
[Comileee]: it says that people connected to Death dont deserve help
[Comileee]: and blood is sacred
[Deathblood]: o
[Deathblood]: i am not connected with death
[Deathblood]: i dodn't know
[Deathblood]: well
[Deathblood]: can you have my other charcater?
[Deathblood]: help my other charcater then
[Deathblood]: you can help my other charcaters then
[Comileee]: Let me ask my spiritual advisor
<ask a friend, copy/paste chat>
[Deathblood]: ok
[Comileee]: he says, "r u nubi?"
[Deathblood]: a what?
[Deathblood]: noob you mean?
[Deathblood]: i am a noob
[Deathblood]: my other character are sort of
[Comileee]: did you hug a leet today ? thats important
[Deathblood]: no i didn't
[Deathblood]: i don't even know how
[Comileee]: You serious ??
[Deathblood]: yea
[Comileee]: you have to target a leet and /hug
[Deathblood]: ok
[Comileee]: do that 3 times and send me a tell later ok
[Deathblood]: why is it important?
[Comileee]: you get more experience
[Deathblood]: so i have to huge a leet today 3 times?
[Comileee]: no, 3 different leets
[Deathblood]: o
This is a common one, I post 6 backpacks of stuff in the trade channel and some dumbass just sends "how much?"
[Metaopal]: how much? <-retard question #1
[Metaopal]: u there?
[Comileee]: yes
[Metaopal]: o hi
[Metaopal]: u selling stuff? <-retard question #2
[Comileee]: no, just bragging about it in the sell channel
[Metaopal]: o how much u want for that ring?
[Comileee]: 10m
[Metaopal]: relly
[Gnardog]: how much for the iq ring
[Gnardog]: and armor <after posting lots of armors>
[Gnardog]: hello
[Comileee]: 10m ring
[Comileee]: which armor
[Gnardog]: all the tank
[Comileee]: 900k each
[Gnardog]: i am 20 k just off the ferry
[Gnardog]: i dont want all of it but i do want some for shure
[Gnardog]: can you meet me there
[Gnardog]: where are you
[Comileee]: rome green
[Gnardog]: ok ill be there in a min go to adv shop
[Gnardog]: ok
[Comileee]: what are you buying exactly ?
[Gnardog]: go cheaper on the ring and that for shure and a piece of armor
[Comileee]: I posted lots of armor, be specific
[Gnardog]: 2 pieces i am in gridd be right there then post it in tell window and ill tell you
[Gnardog]: hello
<I wait for the dude for 10 mins>
[Comileee]: so, wth did you want ?
[Gnardog]: how much for ring and not 10 mill please
[Comileee]: 10m, its not negotiable
[Gnardog]: damn you did post alot only tank armor though
[Comileee]: Albrecht Heavy Tank Armor, Albrecht Heavy Tank Armor, Dirty Bioplast Overall, Light Omni-Tek Artillery Tank Armor
[Comileee]: alb 900k each, bioplast 5m, art armor 1m
[Gnardog]: Albrecht Heavy Tank Armo
[Comileee]: which
[Gnardog]: Light Omni-Tek Artillery Tank Armor
[Gnardog]: lvl 171
[Comileee]: you buy both ?
[Gnardog]: if you give me a deal on the ring i will buy both
<so I get pissed>
[Comileee]: you bore me, im not selling you anything
[Gnardog]: lvl 171 and lvl148
[Gnardog]: no i want the armor but i dont know about the ring
[Gnardog]: i told you the armor i want
[Gnardog]: but you are not trading
[Gnardog]: so whats up witht that armor
[Gnardog]: you gonna sell or what
[Gnardog]: hello
[Gnardog]: armor please
[Gnardog]: hello
[Gnardog]: hello
[Gnardog]: hllo
[Gnardog]: hello
[Gnardog]: hello
[Gnardog]: so you dont care about my money you are a bad buisness person
<I laff and decide to save this chat>
[Ranble]: how much you want for that medical lazer?
[Comileee]: 4m
[Ranble]: 4m?
[Ranble]: your out of your mind mate
[Comileee]: 4m
[Ranble]: 4 million is way more than that is worth
[Comileee]: what do you know lol
[Ranble]: enough that none of my toons would buy something for that inflated price
[Comileee]: o rly?
[Ranble]: really mate
[Comileee]: foreal?
[Ranble]: yeah
[Comileee]: how about 5m and I hug you too
[Comileee]: thats a cheap hug
For future reference dont ignore beggars, play with them
[Hotohory]: Give mi 20 k plz
[Comileee]: you have to dance
<beggar dances>
[Comileee]: go to the subway entrance and ill give you there
<beggar runs away>
<10 mins later>

[Hotohory]: (
So anyhow, post your own if you have :lol:
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Post by tweek » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:50 am

i dont save chats but i remember 1 very funny thing


i was watching 2 gimps pvp in wa and humoring them by not attacking them after 3 min

me: gimps
guy: he gimped me first

i almost s*** myself laughing

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Post by Abigail Jessen » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:49 am

I haven't saved any unfortunetly... but I run into all kinds of crap on AO with jerks and just completely ignorant people. So I guess it's time to save them? heh.
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Post by ath0 » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:19 pm

Comi wrote:<Unremarkable chat excerpts>
So is that your way of feeling superior, exposing the names of people you think are stupid?

Also, I realize this is hard to grasp for some people, but there are actually people on this planet who haven't had the chance to learn to speak English perfectly.
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Comi » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:31 pm

ath0 wrote:
Comi wrote:<Unremarkable chat excerpts>
So is that your way of feeling superior, exposing the names of people you think are stupid?.
Nah to feel superior in-game I posts my gear/credz :twisted:
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Post by Messeka » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:53 pm

AH, the first one had me rofl :lol:

And ath0. It's not like he looks for these people. Things like this has nothing to do with ESL, either. I have known hundreds of people who have ESL (English as a Second Language - it's not a disease...), who are polite, and when they don't understand, they don't act like it's your fault.
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Post by Tyranii » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:01 pm

Comi has a lot of anger and needs a forum hug I think :P Its not hard to run across stupid people in-game or in life, but I don't care much at all, let alone go out of my way to make a post about it. Oh well.
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Post by tweek » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:05 pm

id also like to mention that id complain about comis prices too :P since they are very high

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Post by Abigail Jessen » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:57 pm

Tyranii wrote:Comi has a lot of anger and needs a forum hug I think :P
That's what I said in another post 8) .

Yea the first one was quite hilarious.
Comi wrote:Nah to feel superior in-game I posts my gear/credz
I'd rather just pvp to show superiority. Anyone can get the gear. Just have to know the right people.
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Post by Tyranii » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:21 pm

Indeed. Or have enough money... either or
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Re: Dumb(est) AO chats

Post by Yurdle » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:20 pm

ath0 wrote:
Comi wrote:<Unremarkable chat excerpts>
So is that your way of feeling superior, exposing the names of people you think are stupid?

Also, I realize this is hard to grasp for some people, but there are actually people on this planet who haven't had the chance to learn to speak English perfectly.
I'm sort of leaning towards ath0's "side", I've noticed Comi is a bit "evilish" if you know what I mean. Okay, probably not, but anyways...

Yeah, that first one was funny. Hard to believe he thought that was real.
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Post by Dockip » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:50 pm

Comi is much nicer in the game, just a bit of a loot whore in missions :)
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Post by Abigail Jessen » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:26 pm

Dockip wrote:Comi is much nicer in the game, just a bit of a loot whore in missions :)
Usually it's the other way around, nicer elsewhere than in game.
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Post by Kirgalfo » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:27 am

I know Comi pretty well, and find that he's the most lovable elitist jackass on RK2.
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Post by Venderim » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:48 am

I don't think it is asking too much to simply have a bit of politeness when asking for something....credz pls is a very abrupt and rude way to go about begging, personally I could never lower myself to begging off people walking past - sure I beg my org mates for money all the time :P - but off a complete stranger ???

So all you beggars out there be warned.....next time you need a bit extra cash try actually earning it or you may find yourself being named and shamed ;)
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